Science Fiction The Best of 2003, edited by Karen Haber and Jonathan Strahan. ibooks, 2004.

clickme Paolo Bacigalupi. The Fluted Girl.
clickme Neil Gaiman. A Study in Emerald.
clickme Cory Doctorow and Charles Stross. Flowers from Alice
clickme David D Levine The Tale of the Golden Eagle
clickme James Patrick Kelly Bernardos House
clickme Ursula K Le Guin. Confusions of Uni.
clickme George Saunders. Jon.
clickme Vernor Vinge. The Cookie Monster.
clickme Michael Swanwick. Legions in Time.
clickme Stephen Baxter. The Chop Line.
clickme Howard Waldrop. Calling Your Name.
clickme Jeffrey Ford. The Empire of Ice Cream.
clickme Susan Mosser. Bumpship.
clickme Lucius Shepard. Only Partly Here.
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The first two issues of this annual, edited by Silverberg/Haber were quick to press, and this third volume was equally so, digital version hitting the virtual streets pretty much as the last chords of 'auld lang syne' echoed down the New Year's Eve virtual streets.

With Silverberg no longer editing, Haber steps up to the plate as the lead editor, with Jonathan Strahan co-editing. Strahan has a good pedigree, of an antipodean nature, with regard to short SF, as we learn from the back cover, the inside front cover, and the short introduction to the volume. I mention this primarily to raise one beef with the volume, which is it appears to give every appearance of having the least amount of editing done to an anthology. OK, 15 stories have been selected for the volume, but you have to have 20/20 vision to read the miniscule print in the dense listing of story sources to find out where the stories originated from, and without -any- kind of introduction to each story the reader is left to their own devices with regard to who the authors are and why the stories were chosen.

So what of the stories?

Paolo Bacigalupi. The Fluted Girl.
Originally in: Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 2003.

When I read this story in its initial magazine appearance I wrote:

A selection with which I would agree.

Neil Gaiman. A Study in Emerald.
Originally in: Shadows of Baker Street (Del Rey, 2003).

A Sherlock Holmes story with one or two differences. Firstly, the consulting detective and his friend operate in a London in which there are Cthulhian differences - some subtle ones, and some obvious ones (the grotesque nature of Queen Victoria for one). The Emerald blood which has been spilled (the first Holmes story was A Study in Scarlet) is that of royalty, and in true Holmesian style, the culprit has to be identified and brought to book. In the hands of an average writer you would have a passable story, but Gaiman is a better writer than most and he has one or clever tricks up the sleeves in which his hands are housed.

Cory Doctorow and Charles Stross. Flowers from Alice.
Originally in: New Voices in Science Fiction (DAW 2003)

As Stross himself has said, 'new' is relative, and he has been plying his trade for some years now, which makes his appearance in a 'New Voices' volume wryly amusing.

Stross has covered several times in the past the concept of humans leaving behind their physical bodies for virtual life, and with Doctorow he has his protagonist have more fun than will doubtless be legal in a number of States in the USA in the future. Alice is an ex-girlfriend, and, more interestingly, an ex-human in that she has shed her corporeal body for a computational space. The wedding plans go awry when Al delivers a wedding present with a difference (a horny sofa for one thing!)

A clever piece of writing, and one that I'm glad Haber/Strahan have brought to my attention.

David D. Levine. The Tale of the Golden Eagle.
Originally in: Fantasy & Science Fiction

From the same issue of F&SF as the opening story, when reviewing this I wrote:

So, again, no quibbles from me with the inclusion of this story.

James Patrick Kelly. Bernardos House.
Originally in: Asimovs, June 2003.

When reviewing this story last year I wrote:

I re-read the story in this volume and enjoyed it again, and would point out Kelly's sparing use of future street-talk from the young girl, which was enough to make clear that this was a near-future girl without their being too much fancy language created to get in the way of the story.

A strong story.

Ursula K Le Guin. Confusions of Uni.
Originally in: Changing Planes (Harcourt Brace, 2003).

An object lesson for those who travel to foreign (alien in this case) climes (and planes of existence) and find things just a little too different for their liking. A neat vignette in which a traveller with time to spare finds a trip to Uni just a little too mindboggling for comfort.

Three typos in one paragraph on p136 would suggest the proofreader was daydreaming at the point they were looking at that page.

George Saunders. Jon.
Originally in: The New Yorker.

My limited research shows that George Saunders writes regularly for the New Yorker magazine, and Jon ('still online' is not his first SF story, as he has at least one more under his belt - 'My Flamboyant Grandson' (similarly still online).

Both are SFnal in that they are near-future musings on consumerist society. Here he posits an alarmingly feasible use of children brought up from infancy to be immersed in TV and advertising, and their reactions to this input is used as a marketing tool.

A youngster finds love, but the girl with whom he fathers a child has designs on living on the outside of the hermetically sealed society. He has to find within him the hunger to leave behind the comfortable life he leads for a less secure life on the outside.

Credit to Haber/Strahan from finding something from such an unusual source.

Vernor Vinge. The Cookie Monster.
Originally in: Analog, October 2003.

When reviewing this last year I wrote:

I tried to get into the story again in this volume, but again didn't really get engaged with it. If you compare it with the Doctorow/Stross collaboration from earlier in the volume you can see what a couple of writers from a generation or two after Vinge can make of the potential for computational uploading. Vinge's story could almost as easily have been based on people being shrunk and put into a miniaturised setting (ie very 1950s), or having been strapped down and immersed in a virtual world (ie very 1980s).

Michael Swanwick. Legions in Time.
Originally in: Asimovs, April 2003

My original thoughts:

Stephen Baxter. The Chop Line.
Originally in: Asimovs, December 2003.

This issue of 'mov's escaped my grasp, and consequently I was glad to have got my hands on one story from the issue!

Here is a case in question where the editors do the reader a disservice by not introducting the stories. This is a story from one of his ever-increasing sequences - the XeeLee sequence. In said sequence of stories, spanning a huge volume of space and time, humanity is fighting for its corner of the universe. The galactice scope of the battles are put in context by Baxter through very human dilemmas, and here is a case in question. A young ensign finds herself face to face with her future self, through a time paradox. Humanity has been successful in using intelligence from battles yet to be fought to help them with their military strategy.

However, the future captain has committed a reckless act, and decisions have to be made as to whether the future from which she has returned is one that can be allowed to happen.

Howard Waldrop. Calling Your Name.
Originally in: Stars: Stories Based on the Songs of Janis Ian (DAW 2003) -
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Janis Ian? Never heard of her. But it transpires that the reason behind a collection of stories based on her songs was that she was a big hit at the 2001 Worldcon. Anyhow, Waldrop conjures up a doozy in which an elderly widower gets an electric shock from a power tool in his workshop. Mind you, that shock is nothing compared to the one he gets when he gets back into his house, to find that the world he is living in is just a little different to the one he was used to. Whilst the changes are of the more obvious ones (slightly different wars, politicians, rock bands), it is the subtle changes in his family that effect him the most.

A further electrical problem with his powertool evidently returns him home. But in a heartwarming twist which brought the tears to this soppy sentimentalists eyes, he is called back into the house by his most definitely alive wife. Dangnabit.

Jeffrey Ford. The Empire of Ice Cream.
Originally in: SCI FICTION, February 2003 -
still online

I did try to read all the online stories on SCI FICTION last year, but only got as far as February!

This is one of the stories I read, on which I mused:

    The medical condition of synesthesia appears for the second time in 2003 (Simon Ings' 'Elephant', Asimovs Feb 2003). In this smooth story from Ford we experience the strange mix of sensations (hearing colours, tasting sounds) through a young man. He tells his story, from his earliest, to his last days.

    As a young man he finds out that coffee enables him to see a young woman....

Susan Mosser. Bumpship.
Originally in: Trampoline (Small Beer Press, 2003).

One of the few stories in this volume which didn't work for me. Unlike Jim Kelly above, Mosser goes way too far with near future jive-talking streetargot, which gets in the way, big time, of the narrative. Narrative in that we essentially have a transcript of an interview with a combatant who rants about the moral decision she made in a recent operation.

Lucius Shepard. Only Partly Here.
Originally in: Asimovs, March 2003.

When I read this originally I wrote:

Conclusion.

A quick check (praise be to Google) shows that there -were- introductions to the stories, but these were withdrawn at a late stage to save space, and the intention is to ensure that they don't get withdrawn with next year's issue.

In terms of content, a quite presentable collection of stories. Opinion appears to be divided with regard to the Vinge story - I am in the camp which thinks it pretty lame. But apart from that one and the Mosser story, a good go at doing the impossible (ie choosing a Years' Best and only have a limited amount of space so to do).

copyright Mark Watson 3rd June 2004